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Tomoko: Hello again folks. This is your favorite host, Tomoko Ryan, bringing you with a brand new podcast entry to Shrinecast.
Tomoko: Tonight, we have a very special guest... Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome our guest, Ancient Champion of Amphibian Insignia, September (2022) Twitter Sweep Winner, Everyone's favorite hunk of muscle ! Captain Encompasse !
*applause*
Encompasse : Aye, G'night lass. How ya doin' ? Akakaka !
Tomoko: Glad you could give us some time on your busy trading schedule. Really appreciate THAT !
Encompasse: Ta shrine need someone ta bring foods and goods lass. T'ar where I be.
Tomoko: So, Captain... Tell us more about you. Your twitter fans are dying to know more !
Encompasse: Aye, *ahem* Me names been swept by tha might o' ta sea. Now landlubbers and sailer alike calls me... Captain Encompasse. I'm ta captain o' our devotional ship, Tha Crimson Maylabor. I be busy tradin' with outside world through ta sea (and land) because I'm tha shrine's logistic supervisor an' economic advisor Akakakaka !
Tomoko: Wait a minute... This whole time, I thought your name IS Encompasse. That's just a... like a pen name or something ?
Encompasse: Aye lass.
Tomoko: So what's your REAL name then ?
Encompasse: Nay, I can't say that !
Tomoko: Oh come on ! I never knew your name either... Besides, this is a podcast where secrets... reveaaaalleed~
Encompasse: *sigh* Alrighty lass, Lend me yer ear.
Tomoko: Okay, Okay.
Encompasse: Ibaraki Uminosuke
Tomoko: As in... The Oni, Ibaraki !? *muffled* hmph !
*it appears that Encompasse has covered Tomoko's mouth*
Encompasse: Quite lass... That's confidential !
Tomoko: *muffled* Sorry, Could you move your hand ?
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Tomoko: That was quite an enlightening experience... speaking of enlightenment, Heard you've been drinking a lot in Twilight Immortal lately. How's that ?
Encompasse: Well, that's just daily life... ya work hard, ya reward yerself with'a little drink.
Tomoko: You aren't afraid of bumping into... you know who ?
Encompasse: We're Archdevotees... ain't nothin' bout that is scary Akakakaka.
Tomoko: So, what's your favorite drinks there ?
Encompasse: Vieja Brisa Marina. Tha taste arr indescribable but reminds me ta tha breeze o' tha sea when I was a wee lass.
Tomoko: Must've been a heck of a nostalgia tear jerker...
Encompasse: Aye. But a jerker 'tis is not.
Tomoko: I don't think you get it.
Encompasse: I get it lass. "Jerk" is just not a good word to describe it.
Tomoko: I see, I see.
Encompasse: What about ya ? I recon yer not a drinker.
Tomoko: Was that an insult Cap ? 'coz I drink Eleliquor AT Twilight Immortal (once) too ya know !
Encompasse: O' really ? Name tha drink.
Tomoko: It was... Uhh...
Encompasse: Name it. Come on.
Tomoko: It was... The one with... You know... The-
Encompasse: Fake drinker ! Akakakaka.
Tomoko: WHAT !? NO ! I remember it, it was Lieblich Dirt Chiffon !
Encompasse: Aye. Ya sure arr...
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Encompasse: Ahhh... Blessin' be fer tha music jokey. Akakaka.
Tomoko: Bu- but, I AM the jockey.
Encompasse: Akakakaka !
*Tomoko drinks her water*
Encompasse: Want ta try mine instead lass ?
Tomoko: No thanks, I don't drink while I'm working...
Encompasse: Akakaka okay then... Fake Drinker.
Tomoko: EXCUSE ME but I thought that bit has passed.
Encompasse: AKAKAKAKAKA !!!
Tomoko: *sigh* Well, this sure drags on...
Encompasse: I mean, we both arr known fer talkin' too much.
Tomoko: Hyeah hyeah yeah...
Tomoko: By the way, Been thinking about taking a day off before ? Maybe go on a travel vacation ?
Encompasse: Nay, I love me job much.
Tomoko: But there's a lot of things you could see ! Or drink... I bet there are places too...
Encompasse: Nay, The Trio's been busy lately. Don't wanna cross their path.
Tomoko: Well... yeah, make sense.
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Tomoko: Well, I guess our time is up now.
Encompasse: Aye, Guess I better off going again. Duty calls.
Tomoko: Yeah, Me too... I guess. Any other things you want to say to the viewer or others ?
Encompasse: Hmmmm... Stop callin' me "Mommy". I ain't yer mother.
Tomoko: Alright folks, See you next time !
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